MEDIUM CHAI
(sung to the tune of "Eye in the Sky" by Alan Parsons Project)

don't think chais are easily steamed
not just a cup of coffee and cream
the smalls are so quaint and petite
the larges are gigantic and sweet
but there's only one size that you need to consider

(chorus)
I am a medium chai!
Burnin' for you...
My taste will blow your mind.
I'm made with sugar and spice
Everything nice...
I am a medium chai

You don't need to steam me anymore
Because
I'm a medium chai
I'm a medium chai (repeat x4 and fade out)

(re-imagined by UG Saratoga Springs staff)